Nov 26th, 2008
My First Time Ever! by Julianne
“VROOM VROOM” went our old gold van.
Start, come on start as I yelled as I was walking down the driveway. Crunch, Crunch went my feet in the snow. Man, I thought. It snowed a lot last night.
“Daddy!” I yelled. “How are we going to get to the ice skating rink now?” I asked with my winey voice”.
“Hold on”, he yelled.
When I got in the car. I quickly buckled my seat belt and held on. Suddenly we lurched forward with such force that my head hit the back of the seat in about a half of a second. Then we were on the highway flying down the road. After about fifteen minute of driving like a maniac, we reached the mall. When I jumped out off the car and screamed
“yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Sweetie, I think you should toe it down notch” my mom said.
“Yeah, stupid” my sister chimed in.
“I know you are but what am I” I screeched back. “HEHE” I laughed.
She must be dumb struck that I came up with such a good come back I thought. Suddenly my sister interrupted my fantasy by saying I am rubber you are glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
“I know you are but what am I” I screamed back angrily.
After a while my parents got sick of us fighting so my dad yelled
“Be quiet, we are almost at the ice skating rink and this is Julianne’s first time here so be good”
After he said this me and my sister fell silent. It was almost as if everyone were mice, because the only sound in the whole mall was the sound of people’ heels slapping against the tile “Slap, Slap, Slap”.
Finally we reached the skating rink. But I took a step back. A big blast of cold air hit me. It was almost as if someone ran a cold finger down my spine.
I looked around me. Above me was a huge sign with a giant talking penguin on it.
Welcome skaters, please step inside and have a look around. But before you do, take off your shoes and give them to the man at the snowy Ice skater shack. He will give you a pair of ice skates the same size as your shoes.
When my dad was finished reading the sign, we walked over to Snowy’s ice skate shack and there stood the ugliest, greasiest, and fattest man I had ever seen in my life. He an a uno brow, and his shirt was soaked through with sweat. He also had 10 chins and a roll of fat coming out from under his shirt. His face was unbearably ugly. He had at least 20 pimples and warts. He had beady eyes and a huge fat nose. I thought I saw it jiggles. He had a beard and a mustache. But worst of all, he smelled of hot dogs and beer. His head was lopsided and his eyes were unfocused. I guessed he was drunk.
When he finally seemed to notice us, he forced a smile on his face and said
“Welcome to Snowy’s ice skate shack. What’s your shoe size?”
“Well”, my dad said “The little one is a size 12. I am a size ten and a half. Then she is an eight and my older daughter is a 2 and a half.”
“Okay, here you go” said the man.
After we turned the man started to mumble to himself but the only word I caught was “stupid” Whatever I told myself. He’s a meany.
We all walked over to a table and sat down. They put on their skates in silence while I watched. When I finally looked at my skates I screamed
“DADD”
When my dad looked over I told him my skate has laces.
“What?” he said. He took my skates in his hands and took a good long look at those white lace skate. When he finally looked up he smiled. But in his eyes I could see worry and that he was annoyed.
“Oh, it’s Okay” he said with his fake smile still on.
“But yours all have straps and mine has string.”
“Well, that’s only because you are figure skates and ours are hockey skates.”
“Oh”, I said as I was considering it whatever I told myself.
“Mommy, will you lace me up, please?
“Okay, hold on. I have to get Alexises shoes on.”
When she came over she put the skates on my so fast that I never ever had time to say please. Once I was laced, we went on the ice.
I fell. I got up. I fell. I got up. Once again I fell. But my ankle twisted so I started to cry. I sat down as people went rushing by.
I could feel the icy coldness sleeping onto my butt and pants soon my Dad came over to see what was wrong.
“Nothing”, I told him.
“Wait, actually my ankle hurts.”
“Okay” he said.
He picked me up and skated around the rink as fast as she could. (Which was really fast). I was having a blast. He asked me if I wanted to go around again or be put down. I told him to take me around again in his arm.
So he raced around again, once we got back, he put me down and held my hand so if I fell he would keep me up. We did this for about an hour until I finally asked
“ How did you learn to skate so well?”
He told me that in high school and college he loved to play hockey.
“Were you on your college team” I asked.
“No” he said. I was on the umo I’m not sure.
It’s okay. I don’t care”, I said.
“Oh, and one more thing”.
“Yes” my dad said.
“Can you teach me how to skate?”.
“Sure” he said his face brightening a bit.
“Okay, first lesson” he said. “ If you fall, you want to fall forward so you can catch yourself with your arms and you don’t hit your head. Now you must push your feet out like this”
“Okay, I can do it” I told him.
“Let’s go” I yelled.
He let go. It was as if I was flying lala lalalalala. Soon I reached my sister. You’re stupid I told her before she could reply. I skated back to my dad.
“Daddy,I am hungry” I told him.
“Okay, let’s get some food”
We hopped of the rink and hobbled over to the food court. We bought 3 slices of extra cheesy pizza and 2 Cokes. Yummy! I ate everything but then I got sleepy.
By that time, my mom and my sister had eaten. We were all wet, tired and cranky. We went back to Snowy’s ice skate shack and said
“Hello, we are here to get our shoes back.”
“Yeah whatever” said the fat guy under his breath.
My dad heard him and gave him a hard stare. Once the man saw the stare he straightened up, gave us our shoes. He cleared his throat and said
“Have a wonderful night. Come back soon.”
Once we put our shoes and left, I saw the man giving us the middle finger. Since I didn’t know what it meant I told my dad.
Once he heard, he marched back, punched him and told him he was a jerk. He also told him to get a life and a job freak.
When we got to the car we drove until we got home.
“Stupid” my dad frailed.
I took a nap at home. I dreamed about angels skating and what a middle finger meant but it must have been bad because my dad got really mad about it.
When I woke, I smelled chicken. I walked out and gave my mom and dad a hug. Thank you for taking me to skate. I love you.